Look, in the sky!! Its a bird, its an airplane...

So you can't stick with the Guitarman because he rambles? So lets try small doses on random topics:

Article in today's Sun Times-Men in Burqas try to attack oil facility in Pakistan. So its cowardice enough when fanatical Muslim terrorists hide amongst their own people so that when the bombs come raining down they can say that we are massacring innocent civilians, but now they are actually posing as women so that when we demand that women remove their head covering at checkpoints and the like the same ones that shoot at us or blow themselves up can accuse us of insulting their women and their religion. Riiight. Insults are so much worse than bullets and bombs.

Everyone has seen Superman, right? Didn't it annoy you that nobody could look in the face of Clark Kent and be like, "Dude, you look EXACTLY like Superman. Wait, you ARE Superman! Whoa!!" Fast forward to today. Everyone with a daughter in between the ages of like 6 and 13 can relate. Can't anyone at that school look in Miley Stewart's eyes and be like, "Dude, you look EXACTLY like Hannah Montana. Wait, you ARE Hannah Montana! Whoa!!"

President Obama appearing on Letterman to pitch his health care plan via the airwaves reminds me of a current former Illinois politician going on a TV blitzkrieg to sell his version of his truth. Here's a novel idea: Why didn't you just sell it to congress instead of giving us another inspirational speech?

If fate had any place in the real world, Kanye West would wind up retired in Arizona with wife Serena Williams screaming at him, "What do you mean you took my last steroid pill? I'll walk over there and shove your VMA Music Award down your f%&king throat!"

So Rep. Joe Wilson loses his cool and yells at the president for what he considers less than the truth. Classless and rude no doubt. So the senate rebukes him and sends him to his room with no supper. Gee, if only the Pelosi-ites could muster up only HALF the enthusiasm for the health care thingy as they do for the evil Republicans we might actually see 46 million Americans finally get health insurance.

And would someone please tell Jimmy Carter to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.